ZZQ • Hotspring Waddling

2021-07-23 22:38

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Yeah, Kat doesn't know how to wrap a towel, so he has to hold it tight instead.

Let's also give a round of applause to that guy for not throwing Kat out of the room and just keeping it to eye-rolling despite that idiot's ongoing dorkitude and retarded antics.
Stoic_Guy really deserves the title of Stoic_Guy.

Muh FA Comments

2021-07-31 17:21

Congrats Kat, you didn't knock yourself out afterall.
Yet ?

This was initially the 5th picture in the series, but then I decided to swap it around with the washing-one. At one point I thought it made more sense, now I'm not sure anymore. So I leave it up to you. And maybe I'll switch 'em around again, just so, for no real reason at all. Just to mess with the current universe and create a paradox where both alternatives co-exist. I could even bullshit my way through it and come up with a clever 8th-wall-breaking narrative to justify it and blow everybody's fucking mind ! Hell yeah ! I could totally do that ! Fuck it ! I'M GONNA DO IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT ME DO IT !!!!!!!!!!!! ANY MINUTE NOW !!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S GONNA HAPPEN !!!!!!!!! YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE !!!!!!!! Ah who am I kidding, we all know that I'm just gonna sit here, touch myself and eat peanut-flips. I dunno in what order tho. I suppose that there's a timeline where I'd touch myself first, and then eat the peanut flips - whereas in another timeline, yeah, the opposite. Glad that you're following. And I know what you're thinking : "is there another one where you'd touch yourself and eat the peanut flips simultaneously ?". To which I could only reply : WTF bro... What's wrong with you ? Get some help !

... -.-
*adds it to his todo list* ¬.¬

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Muh y!G Comments

Posted on 2021-08-06 @ 08:34

And the fifth.
And I'm afraid at that point that Stoic_Guy will never get a real name. He'll forever be known as Stoic_Guy and that's how he shall be remembered by the world.
Besides, I'd probably be too lazy to edit all my previous comments.
And if you're wondering how tall he is, hum... Well, I don't really know, I just went with my guts. But as a reference, Kat is 1,72m, if that's of any help. But now I'm curious, let's figure it out, it will only take something like 10 minutes for the damn software to launch and load the scene. In the meantime, get a cup of coffee, tea, soup or whatever drink you usually have around that time in that place of the world. I won't judge. Unless it's something really gross, like that molten butter Americans apparently drench their popcorn with. I'm quite sure that there's someone out there drinking an entire glass of that right now. Yeah, the scene still hasn't loaded, so I have to keep writing, sorry. Ok it's done. And Stoic_Guy is a 2,01m giant. Now don't ask me how much he weighs, I can't estimate that with my tools, sorry.
That's it now, have a great day. Thanks.
Oh, and to you liquid-butter-drinker : ew. Gross.
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