And another "FI-NAL-LY !"-moment.
It's only been what... 22 years since I played it the very first time but didn't finish it ?
Welp, now it's done. Yay.
Well, kinda. Cause I don't have the merits of beating the original game, nah, the improvements that this Remaster brought along made the game extremely unchallenging in many ways, so I shouldn't really claim victory that easily. But I'm OK with that.
The adventure was fun, and those primitive, raw game mechanics were particularly satisfying. I grew kinda tired of all those super sophisticated new game ideas, and from time to time, I just want to jump back into the good old stuff. Reinventing the wheel over and over and over and over again isn't necessarily an improvement, au contraire. The basics. Enjoy the fucking basics !
Ah, also... current day credits can go screw themselves !
I swear, 95% of the content of those credits is leachy garbage nobody gives a fuck about. I don't care about all those parasites that seek validation for their meaningless bullshit jobs ! I don't give a flying fuck about Bob Patajara who sits the entire day at the reception desk and manages phone calls. I don't care about Nancy Fart who's job is to pick up the crew's food. And I for sure don't give a shit about Kevin Tajiri who trimmed the bushes in the restrooms.
YOU ARE ALL ANNOYING ! Leave the 5% of actual creators & doers alone. Stop wasting everybody's time by bloating up those credits.
Cause where does it ever end ?! What's next ?
Credits for the workers that built the building ?
Credits for the engineers that produced the electricity that was required ?
Credits for the fisherman that caught your fish ?
Credits for the plumber that fixed your toilet ?
Sure, go on, CAUSE EVERY-FUCKING-BODY NEEDS A FUCKING PARTICIPATING TROPHEE NOWADAYS, RIGHT ?
You are all irrelevant people ! No one cares about you. GO FUCK YOURSELVES !
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